The Alien-Nazi-Conspiracy Theory Network-Out: History Channel :wacko:

[Crash-Headroom]

Make sure the dog can answer the phone.

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[Gypsy]

Lassie Landline Recordings. Has your kid fallen down the well? Then you need the Dawg Dialing Dalmation! with 10 easy installments of just 10 THOUSAND DORRA'S you yourself can order the phone useing fax pushing social media addict DAWG FOR THE MILLENIAL AGE! Order today and recieve this free chiwawa answering machine! "When timmy's swollowed all the kitchen cleaning shlock, get the dalmation to call the docs! 0-800 DAWG!"

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