The GTA IV Out: TOUCH MY PECS!

[Shareware]

The last time I heard the word faggot being used in reference to an actual gay person was sometime in 2001.

Progress.

[Slacker Magician]

I need to be able to see the oil in your pores or this picture just isn't worth taking.

I need to be able to take pictures on a cellular level or it sucks .

[Cosmic]

I think I'm due for an upgrade, I'm rocking this Sony Ericsson phone from five years ago.

On the bright side it's the same one Daniel Craig had in Casino Royale.

Only it's a different colour and in real life doesn't allow you to remotely trigger mines or track nefarious Russian crime lords. But on the other hand: Tetris.

I think that's a fair trade.

[Inferno.]

I think I'm due for an upgrade, I'm rocking this Sony Ericsson phone from five years ago.

On the bright side it's the same one Daniel Craig had in Casino Royale.

Only it's a different colour and in real life doesn't allow you to remotely trigger mines or track nefarious Russian crime lords. But on the other hand: Tetris.

I think that's a fair trade.

I had an old 8250i or something, a walkman one in white. I sold my elite in 07 to get it.

Then I had another one with a 3.2MP camera which I thought was the dog's bollocks.

Now I'm all about HTC.

[Shareware]

Tetris.

The things Bond really did with his time...

[deadlegion]

Everyone here has a fucking BlackBerry, people only buy them for BlackBerry Messenger.

FAGGOTS. SCENE KIDS. HIPSTERS. WHATEVER PEOPLE ARE NOWADAYS.

In recent years I've only had Nokia and Sony Ericsson phones.
In the early days of digital I had a Motorola, and a Bosch

[Cosmic]

The things Bond really did with his time...

It would explain a lot. I always wondered why he only attempted to sleep with two women in that movie...

[Shareware]

Well, I'm gonna take off before I waste the rest of my day on you schmucks.

I'm already regretting sending my name change request to Cookie, but I'm sure I'll get over it.

See ya.

[Cosmic]

I had an old 8250i or something, a walkman one in white. I sold my elite in 07 to get it.

Then I had another one with a 3.2MP camera which I thought was the dog's bollocks.

Now I'm all about HTC.

I'd like a smartphone but I think it's gotta be on Pay as You Go, I don't fancy a £30 monthly contract. :/

[Inferno.]

I'd like a smartphone but I think it's gotta be on Pay as You Go, I don't fancy a £30 monthly contract. :/

Yeah contracts are daft, end up paying like £1000 for a phone worth £200-300? No thanks!

Get an iPhone, then your transformation to a hipster will be complete.

[Kermit Da Frog]

1. Take really hot pictures of yourself
2. Misplace phone.
3. Call phone 24 to 48 hours later. Assess voice/attractiveness of the other party.
4. Oh whoops, I seem to have lost my phone. Can we meet at a coffee shop so I can get it back?
5. Suddenly, date.

It's a classic pickup move.

Jazz is going to find herself a man!

I need to be able to see the oil in your pores or this picture just isn't worth taking.

Greasy motherfucker, aye?

Yeah contracts are daft, end up paying like £1000 for a phone worth £200-300? No thanks!

Get an iPhone, then your transformation to a hipster will be complete.

Also, work at Urban Outfitters.

[Cosmic]

Yeah contracts are daft, end up paying like £1000 for a phone worth £200-300? No thanks!

Get an iPhone, then your transformation to a hipster will be complete.

I'd love an iPhone but £500 for a phone, ugh. No thanks.

[Inferno.]

I could've had my uncle's iPhone 3GS for £130 or some shit but I don't want one. EVER.

For real.

[Slacker Magician]

Jazz is going to find herself a man!



Greasy motherfucker, aye?



Also, work at Urban Outfitters.

And wear jeans about 3 sizes too small.

[Slacker Magician]

I could've had my uncle's iPhone 3GS for £130 or some shit but I don't want one. EVER.

For real.

Apple products suck.