The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

[Grouch]

Meanwhile, draugr sighting.

that is scary good.

Don't be afraid, be afraider.

david bowie has a good princely look to him

[Grouch]

9999 of them are dating catfishing scam bots.

that's what I've been thinking

[Till]

that's what I've been thinking

Flip a coin, nuke apocalypse heads or AI apocalypse tails. https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-in...mission-report

[Grouch]

Flip a coin, nuke apocalypse heads or AI apocalypse tails. https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-in...mission-report

AI nuke apocalypse

[Till]

AI nuke apocalypse

Remember when Google's slogan was DON'T BE EVIL? Well it got in the way of Skynet supervilliany.

[Till]

Uncivil obedience. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malicious_compliance

All resistance does is give people giving orders a safety net saving them from their own incompetence. Law having its way by the book makes police have to powerwalk all day.

Florida:
• (SARASOTA) It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk
arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
• Florida law forbids rats to leave the ships docked in Tampa Bay.
• Hialeah: Walking slowly is illegal.
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it
would for a vehicle.
• In Florida failure to tell your neighbor his house is on fire is illegal.
• In Florida it is illegal to fish while driving across a bridge.
• It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
• You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more
than four cups and/or saucers.

Careful what you ask for or you will get it no questions asked at your command.

[Till]

Far be it for me to demonize Alphabet.

https://support.google.com/a/answer/10209882?hl=en



Welcome to endless acronym alphabet agency jargon hell.

[Grouch]

[Till]

One million lawyers.

https://en.softonic.com/articles/nin...cannot-be-made

[Till]

I'm going to fish driving a car past a bridge in Florida to go pick up my elephant, then park my elephant at a Florida police headquarters' parking meter. When the cops come out I'm going to sing for them in a bikini as I break more than the legal amount of dishes, saucers and teacups then charge them with the crime of walking slowly.

Florida:
• (SARASOTA) It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
• A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk
arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
• Florida law forbids rats to leave the ships docked in Tampa Bay.
• Hialeah: Walking slowly is illegal.
• If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it
would for a vehicle.
• In Florida failure to tell your neighbor his house is on fire is illegal.
• In Florida it is illegal to fish while driving across a bridge.
• It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
• You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more
than four cups and/or saucers.

I have no clue what batshit reality lawmakers are living in, but cops must arrest themselves for my amusement.

[Till]

The symptoms of the mystery mental illness in Canada are similar to mad cow disease, prions from feeding animals other animals of the same species' brains. Also known as kuru among cannibal tribes in Papua New Guinea. Might be pork, depending on the practices of livestock breeders because pigs eat anything.

https://news.google.com/articles/CBM...S&ceid=US%3Aen

It's not that they're feeding animals brains specifically, they're grinding up their remains with the brain matter in their head included and feeding it back to them.

[Grouch]

I'm going to fish driving a car past a bridge in Florida to go pick up my elephant, then park my elephant at a Florida police headquarters' parking meter. When the cops come out I'm going to sing for them in a bikini as I break more than the legal amount of dishes, saucers and teacups then charge them with the crime of walking slowly.
I have no clue what batshit reality lawmakers are living in, but cops must arrest themselves for my amusement.

I was going to reply to this yesterday but forgot. is florida a 3 ring circus? I mean when the hell did these laws get written? I'm all for sensible laws and enforcement but these are something straight out of a cartoon.

The symptoms of the mystery mental illness in Canada are similar to mad cow disease, prions from feeding animals other animals of the same species' brains. Also known as kuru among cannibal tribes in Papua New Guinea. Might be pork, depending on the practices of livestock breeders because pigs eat anything.

https://news.google.com/articles/CBM...S&ceid=US%3Aen

It's not that they're feeding animals brains specifically, they're grinding up their remains with the brain matter in their head included and feeding it back to them.

I haven't heard about a mad cow disease breakout since I was in 7th grade. whether it is or not that's still troubling and also shows people don't learn from history.

[Slacker Magician]

Where does one apply for a skateboarding license?

[Grouch]

well the coolermaster heastsink I was watching is now out of stock guess I'll have to go with the other one if it's still in stock later this week.

[Till]

Where does one apply for a skateboarding license?

Police are resigning faster than they can be replaced at the gay bars they're recruited at, does it matter?
https://www.google.com/search?&q=police+resign


And nobody wants to be a cop so recruiters are beyond desperate.
https://www.tpusa.com/live/washingto...gal-immigrants