Sports discussions: Football, Pie throwing, Chinese chequers, etc.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Yeah, so let's just pretend this is the new and improved.

I didn't actually see the United game, but, MAN, did they have crappy stats. How the hell did they still manage to win it? Z.z It was glorious to see Robin score again, although it would've been nice had it been from open play.

Totally looking forward to the City game. :>

Edit: Sorta-but-not-really funny edit, if you saw the original post. There's something wrong with my short-term memory.

[Elmdor Rizer]

So, the City game was the most ridiculous thing I've seen in a while /living in the past. A hattrick from RvP!!!!!!!!!!! ^___________^ Still doesn't look sharp though, and it was an appalling penalty. LEAGUE CUP FINAL! Arsenal has a history of fucking those up though, freaking Swindon. Fucking United, just can't lose. LOLADEBAYORLOL. He's the new Reyes.

Edit: Poor Andy Gray. Football punditry has gone PC.

[Cookie Monster]

LOLADEBAYORLOL. He's the new Reyes.

Why is that? is he going to score the goal that give us the league or does he like his balls bitten publicly to celebrate a goal?

[Elmdor Rizer]

Why is that? is he going to score the goal that give us the league or does he like his balls bitten publicly to celebrate a goal?

You know, I think both snecarios might apply here, actually. ALSO, he took all the player of the monthsawards at firdt, oh man, was he awesome.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Barcelona to win now? Err, the league I mean. Certainly not the CL! That Messi chap is sorta rubbish.

So, I noticed two things this weekend:

1. Hleb is fucking awesome. Okay, it was Coventry, but he's like a Fabregas that never takes a shot. Man, do I miss him.
2. LOLARSENALOL.

[Cookie Monster]

Barcelona to win now? Err, the league I mean. Certainly not the CL! That Messi chap is sorta rubbish.

So, I noticed two things this weekend:

1. Hleb is fucking awesome. Okay, it was Coventry, but he's like a Fabregas that never takes a shot. Man, do I miss him.
2. LOLARSENALOL.

I'll quote Florentino on this when he was asked if there was a deal to see Becks going from Manchester to Madrid: "Never, never, never"

[Elmdor Rizer]

I like your style, man.

So, transfer deadline madness: Liverpool have 30-35 m £ bid for Carrol accepted. Um, that's a lot of money. And he hasn't even had a Francis Jeffers-good first PL season. Silly new owners. Torres off to Chelsea then, which is gonna totally break the next FIFA.

Oh, and Tottenham sucks apparently. Although, they sorta almost maybe signed Agüero. For a bit.

[Cookie Monster]

I can't deny I like it too

The Spurs, like us, want many things, Agüero, Forlan... they should consider changing their name to Atlético de Madrid, would be easier

[Elmdor Rizer]

Torres is totally going. Bah. Everybody's doing business but us. Couldn't we atleast have sold, like, Gavin Hoyte for giggles and shits?

Haha, good idea. They could relocate to Spain and stuff, so we'd get those three fucking points back too.

[Cookie Monster]

Selling isn't as fun as getting new players. Euro leagues should let the cool clubs to have more than one team.. an A, B and C team disputing the same league? Crazy awesome. And by cool clubs I mean yours and mine

[Elmdor Rizer]

Haha, that would be awesome. I wonder how a team of Arsenal kids would do in the Championship (despite the general depth we can barely field one team in the PL ). Probably pretty bad. Flair no win many titles.

[Cookie Monster]

Adebayor is on fire!

I couldn't watch any footie match today, except for the Madrid one, but what the hell happened in Newcastle, Elmy? :O

Also, lol Chelsea, lol Torres

[alpha2zulu]

Chelsea vs. Liverpool was a great game, but I was expecting more from Chelsea, like you said Cookie Monster; lol.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Adebayor is on fire!

I couldn't watch any footie match today, except for the Madrid one, but what the hell happened in Newcastle, Elmy? :O

Also, lol Chelsea, lol Torres

Madebayor. I made this post once - but it's probably lost - after his hattrick against Blackburn in his last ever Arsenal season. Getting to the point, I mentioned how he's a fucking beast who can score whenever he wants to. Seriously, looking sharp, even.

So, flying start, four goals, could've been more. Diaby goes insane AND OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME, I WAS PRETTY SURE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOME DEFENDERS. Seriously, how did we end up with Djorou as our star defender? Sol and Adams must be turning in their graves/the toon bench/Azerbajdzjan. I think Koscielny's and Rosicky's performences were practical jokes or something.

Now, I love Wolves for making sure United don't go unbeaten, but why the hell is there still a four point gap? To sum it up: Vermaelen, please learn how to stand and walk on your legs again. Soon please.

[Cookie Monster]

I'll have to watch the highlights or something.

The CL is starting to worry me