Why do I taste salt?
Oh yeah, CUZ I JUST FUKIN SALTED THE DAMN BLOODY COURTYARD AND DRIVEWAY!!@!#!!!!#!#!#!#!#!#$#@#@TGJJSYRzgsh
So of course now it's raining and washing all the salt away
Bloop!
...morning
Disconnecting a certain easily flustered family member from the wireless router every fifteen seconds makes for a surprisingly fun way to spend a rainy afternoon.
What, why?
It's time to learn about the WORLD.
Also, that everyone is perverts.
Man, can't believe how bad my area is getting hit by floods
Am very glad I live atop of a giant fucking hill so won't get affected directly
Shops are getting seriously low on supplies though