Florida
Attracting tourists of the
Space Invader game kind.
You ever notice how tourists from the Space Invaders game are always out of this world? I mean, they invade our space like they own the place! They come down all "beep-boop" like they're on some intergalactic vacation, but let me tell you, they're the worst at blending in. You'll spot them a mile away with their pixelated faces and those awkward movements, like they're trying to do the robot but failing miserably. And don't get me started on their invasion tactics - it's like they've never heard of subtlety! They just line up and march towards you like they're in some kind of retro conga line. But hey, at least they're polite enough to give you a heads-up with that ominous music before they crash the party. So next time you see those space tourists invading your neighborhood, just remember: they may be from another galaxy, but they still can't parallel park worth a shit!
I'm from Florida, and bracing myself for a drug and alcohol addled Spring Break college student tourist invasion. Constant reminder that Winter is over and Spring is here again. With any luck the tourist invasion will include Space Invader tourists whether or not it's drunk and high tourist induced mass hysteria taste of own medicine.
Florida should pay tourists to stay away.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/miami-bea...d-commissioner
Originally Posted by Miami Beach Commisioner
Nothing legalizing throwing manure at tourists can't fix.
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