The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

[deadlegion]

lol why tho?

[Till]

yeah me too just going by the title. But I've been good to my sister's kids? So idk Not the same thing I know.

I'm good with kids and as an uncle. It's having me as a father that would be dysfunctional.

[deadlegion]

I'm good with kids and as an uncle. It's having me as a father that would be dysfunctional.

Your testis would shrink and you'd become a soprano?

[deadlegion]

"Daddy, why do you sound like mommy?"

[Till]

"Daddy, why do you sound like mommy?"

Somewhere along those lines, my brain is wired 100% masculine and testicles huge.

Edit:// I'm not capable of having loving tender daddy moments with kids but I was one and can be their friend.

[deadlegion]

Fell asleep for about 15 minutes then the alarm went off fml

[deadlegion]

/coffee

[deadlegion]

/smoke

[deadlegion]

I trimmed my beard before and I think a bit of shrapnel went in one eye. Fuck.

[Till]

I asked my ex why the women I am least interested in tend to not get the hints and end up interested in me most. Something about wanting what they can't have and masculinity attracting them. I told her it's not intentional and that I'm just being me, just wish women would get hints.

[Slacker Magician]

"Daddy, why do you sound like mommy?"

[Till]

If you're a tourist in Miami locals will know you are and if it's me everyone will be laughing because you don't understand the slang or idioms. It'll be a pleasure to confuse you when you ask for directions.

[Grouch]

finally feels like winter

[Jackhammer]

Spoiler warning:

[Till]

Spoiler warning:

Cosmetic hymen reconstruction Bill Clinton marijuana uninhalation. Enigma - Return To Innocence is the perfect soundtrack for hardcore porn played in reverse.