The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

[Till]

Something large passed over my house flying very low shaking the entire house and rattling my windows knocking down a curtain. I went over to pick up the curtain and noticed a pair of what seem to be glowing red eyes looking at me from a balcony. I tried to zoom in on it with my phone camera and there is a candle on my windowsill only visible to the camera. There was a frequent loud banging noise outside that stopped, not going outside or going to video anything to not initiate yet another unwanted encounter with uninvited shadow people guests indoors that pass through walls and doors.



Edit:// something flew over my house again just now at a higher altitude and the loud banging noise began again. This being Miami and it being a conspiracy theory that shadow people are invading it now is not news to me or a just a theory to me by any means.

[Till]

The Twilight Zone is my ringtone but can I can take a picture of what's outside my window as the wallpaper here in Miami with the phone.



It's amusing when somebody calls me and the people around me wonder if they're hearing it in their heads given where they are. Or what episode they are in.

[Slacker Magician]

A plane with no wings?
Just an unbelievable picture of tech that doesn't exist, kinda like how old video game covers had lavish art that looked nothing like the game itself

[deadlegion]

Maybe you aren't old enough but I actually do remember going around to another kid's house to try out Atari 2600 games way back when.
We had to unpack everything in the lounge, I was looking at some game boxes and thinking "wow!"

Then put in the carts, turn it on and "eh what's this?"

[Till]

We're the same age DL, I am also prehistoric and know where you're coming from.

[deadlegion]

We're the same age DL, I am also prehistoric and know where you're coming from.

lol you old fart. How are they hanging?

[deadlegion]

I woke up and can't get back to sleep dammit. I have to get up for work in 2 hours
I'll see if I can nod off for a bit more but atm I'm wide awake

[Till]

How are they hanging?

Loosely interpreted.

[deadlegion]

Loosely interpreted.

You want me to translate?

Spoiler warning:

It's a reference to your balls. Guys ask each other that, like; "how are things?"
As you get older they usually hang lower hehehe

[Till]

You want me to translate?

Spoiler warning:

It's a reference to your balls. Guys ask each other that, like; "how are things?"
As you get older they usually hang lower hehehe

My crystal balls are loosely interpreted augary.

[deadlegion]

Crystal balls lmao

[deadlegion]

So what madness is happening over there in Florida atm?

The weather has been really shit here lately, well where I am. Really muggy like tropical, which I hate but you would be accustomed to it Dill.

[Till]

Things are surreal in Miami, but if alien invasion is new it's to tourists not from around these here parts.

I'd be a terrible father. https://www.newscientist.com/article...e-better-dads/

[deadlegion]

Things are surreal in Miami, but if alien invasion is new it's to tourists not from around these here parts.

I'd be a terrible father. https://www.newscientist.com/article...e-better-dads/

yeah me too just going by the title. But I've been good to my sister's kids? So idk Not the same thing I know.

[deadlegion]

“We’re assuming that testis size drives how involved the fathers are, but it could be that when men become more involved as caregivers, their testes shrink.”

wtf?