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Much of it's wrong. No more methane in the atmosphere? I assume all land based lifeforms have ceased existing at once.

I just unleashed some hardcore methane after eating something I really...

Perhaps you should be a bit more silent whilst jiggling your joystick.

By which I mean you probably masturbate at an extreme volume.

No judgement, I can wake the whole block.

I'd invest in...

You can top up my dongle for free!

Remember back when devoutly religious people spent their time plugging children instead of unplugging them?

Those were the days~

But whaddya think of THESE puppies?

...

You can't see it but I'm flashing you.

Daredevil could have been alright were it not for a rather bad script and the insistence of trying to PG-13 a VERY non PG-13 story. Also, ALL THIS UNNECESSARY ROMANTIC SUBPLOT.

Hulk wasn't that...

I watch everything.

I should state quite clearly that the new superman is by far the worst superhero movie I've seen.

Yes cookie, worse than X3.

No, I will not take that back.

This...

Double points for the ones that aren't fully marvel.

Apparently the professor keeps hitting the juice hard, since his legs fucking worked when he met Jean.

Although apparently they didn't when...

They killed her with a cow?

Stop living in a place that has fewer worker rights than ethiopia.

Jesus, you people and your 'murrica.

:wacko:

Yeah, no. Kinda doubting you have disabilities.

Protip: you aren't legally required to disclose a disability to an employer.

Double protip: if they fire you anyway there's a shitload of legal...

Go topless. ALWAYS APPROVED.

None. Because the issue didn't happen.

I prefer enjoying a baby between two slices of white bread with a bit of mayo.

Gare greatly enjoys a thorough rimming by middle aged japanese businessmen.

By which I mean killing the other hangout.

I already worked enough today. :wacko:

And now to work...